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[The most beautiful girl in the world]
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How's your job lately, Ma Yue?
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Not really.
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It's been months. Why is it so hard to find a job?
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What kind of job do you want?
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I'll help you keep an eye on it.
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I want to keep working.
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Because it's easy to get tired standing.
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That's easy.
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It's best to stay away from home.
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Don't show yourself to others.
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If you make trouble to others, it'll be troublesome.
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You have a lot of requirements.
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It's best to be a fool last time.
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Right?
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If I can make money without working,
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that's great.
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Kill him.
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Kill him.
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Kill him.
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Kill him.
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Is he eating fake milk powder again?
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Is he eating fake milk powder again?
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Hello, is this the red-ton-ton entertainment company?
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I'm looking for the Flashy Man, Miss Flash.
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Oh, let me see.
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Is my name still...
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Oh, Flashy Man.
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Hello, please come in.
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Excuse me, are you Miss Flash?
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If I were you, I wouldn't stand there like a fool.
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Hurry up and find a chair to sit down.
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You keep standing there, you'll only expose your short legs.
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You're a fool.
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Hello, my name is Lv Ziqiao.
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Say it again, you don't have any confidence.
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My name is Lv Ziqiao.
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Don't tell me your name.
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I don't care.
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Everyone here is a fan of Flashy Man.
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I don't think there's any difference.
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Is there anything new to listen to for me?
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Are you too nervous?
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Give me a cigarette.
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I don't smoke.
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I'll tell you secretly, our company doesn't allow you to smoke.
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But who told me to be the boss?
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I'm really excited.
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I've dreamed of becoming an actor since I was a child.
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Who isn't?
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I mean, if you don't mind,
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can I talk to you while eating?
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Of course.
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I'm not a man.
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You know,
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our company is the biggest acting company in Southeast Asia.
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We only want three types of people.
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Male actors, female actors, and...
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You're really... - And a stupid male actor.
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Too many.
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Not even a little bit.
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But this is in line with the characteristics of an actor.
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I'm a natural actor.
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I've seen beautiful actresses since I was a child.
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Little boy, have you seen the Golden Award?
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Yes, I have.
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Are you going to shoot a sequel?
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Do you want to recommend me to the audition?
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Of course not.
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The ending of the story, people in the palace don't listen.
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King of Guo killed them all.
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The water is dripping everywhere.
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If you don't listen,
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you'll be the one who will be scared.
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I have another question.
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Have you seen Chi Bi?
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Yes.
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How is Jin Chong acting?
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He's handsome, right?
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He's a good actor.
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He's smart and has a good tone.
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He's a little bit of a bad guy.
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Do I have a chance to play against him?
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Of course not.
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I want to kill him. It's none of your business.
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I'm glad I like your shyness.
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I'm sorry. I don't sell body.
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No, I don't sell body.
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I don't want your body.
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I just want your signature.
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You mean you want to sign me?
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Of course not.
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I just want to sell you to the old black slave.
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Just kidding.
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Really?
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Are you really going to sign me?
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It's not your mother, it's you.
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I called you here to sign you.
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That's great.
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Hurry up.
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I have to have dinner with Mu Cun.
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Where is my Japanese
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He's a 45-year-old fortune teller.
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Because he also told me in 1950,
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I want to take back the contract and take a look.
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Then I'll sign it.
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That's right.
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When you're done, you can put the door on the door.
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And then, when I call,
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I will arrange for you to go to the Philippines for a medical check-up.
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Medical check-up? - Stop it.
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All the money can be checked.
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Do you think that those stars
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are the golden ratio of the English living in the fetus.
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Don't be silly.
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All right, then. I'll wait for your call.
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What? I'm a liar?
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Of course not.
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I'm just a company.
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Besides,
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there are more people in the economy than me.
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There are still a bunch of silly kids and silly girls.
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By the way,
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I have to send a message to my friends in Hong Kong.
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This place is full of people and money.
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Come quickly.
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[The End]
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Yes, yes, yes.
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I've succeeded.
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The economy company signed the contract with me.
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Then sign my name quickly.
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Now?
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Of course.
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When you're done,
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I'll ask you to sign a 20-kilometer-long road.
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I have to collect it quickly.
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Please sign the card.
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Okay. - It's easier to recognize.
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Wait.
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Your paper...
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is a notice of rent.
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Of course.
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You don't have to pay rent as an actor.
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Don't be a coward this time.
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I have my own opinion.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Can you show some respect to a star
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who is still in the process of being born?
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Do you think we're afraid of silly TV series?
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Can we find you a group of actors
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to make you a fairy?
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If we don't hit you,
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I don't think it's reliable.
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The Chinese men's world cup is almost as good as yours.
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Hey, isn't that hitting me?
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There are so many entertainment companies out there.
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Ten people are killed by a brick.
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Nine are the managers.
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We must be jealous.
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The star scout found us.
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But you didn't.
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Who said that? I've been found out long ago.
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You?
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I'm an actor in a dragon suit.
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They really let me play a dragon.
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And it's in a dragon's clothes.
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So it's called a dragon suit.
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Hey, I have a regular manager now.
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He will help me plan the acting route.
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I believe that a prince will ride a white horse.
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A gold will shine.
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A prince will not ride a white horse.
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Maybe a monk.
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These two sentences are too old.
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There will be new ones.
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The one who can burn incense will not be a monk.
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Maybe a panda.
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I have a new one.
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The one who has a four-leaf clover may not be a rogue.
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Maybe a moon fly.
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I have one more.
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The one who can fly may not be a big bird.
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Maybe a moth.
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Look.
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My manager.
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Hello, Sister Shan.
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You're lucky, kid.
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I gave your information to a crew.
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Their producer is very satisfied.
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He wants you to play the male lead.
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Really?
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Of course not.
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Who would use a guy without a name to play the male lead this year?
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Unless the producer is crazy.
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But it doesn't matter.
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They will arrange a supporting role for you.
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There is a scene where you are stabbed to death by a camera.
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This...
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Silly.
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You can turn around when you are stabbed.
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No one will come for this.
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It's a waste of film.
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When will we start shooting?
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It may take a while.
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It's a little difficult.
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What's difficult?
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We don't have enough money.
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The actor hasn't decided.
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The script is not good.
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What?
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It doesn't matter.
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There is a film set that needs to be shot.
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It needs to be advertised.
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I recommend you.
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Great.
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Advertising is also fine.
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Good boy.
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If you want to thank me, thank your parents.
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I didn't give you any leg hair.
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I will pass on the script to you later.
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You should watch it carefully.
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Otherwise, I will kick you.
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Did you hear that?
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I want to shoot an advertisement.
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What advertisement?
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The advertisement for the shower.
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I said I wouldn't show my face.
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It's a good thing.
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We can't lose that person.
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Maybe they think the shower is in our house.
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Hello.
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Stop calling me.
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Who brought it?
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You should be dead.
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Every time I am waiting for an important transmission,
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there will be a bastard calling me.
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And he will make a series of strange sounds.
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[Calling]
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OK.
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I have paid the price.
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Today is the first day of your work.
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Yes, sir.
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Please give me a task.
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The first thing you need to learn is to help me answer the phone.
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The biggest problem is that no matter what call,
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he will give me all the calls.
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Last time, a listener called me
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and complained that our show had no image.
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He actually gave me the call.
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We are a broadcast program.
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Do you need to give me this call?
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I understand.
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I just want to help you filter out those stupid questions.
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Smart.
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In fact, there are 100 opinions for 100 people.
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You can't make everyone satisfied.
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Because not everyone is a human.
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The phone is ringing.
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Hello.
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This is Zeng Xiaoxian's program.
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Can I help you?
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Sorry, he is recording a program.
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You can tell me if you have any opinions.
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Your opinion is very important to our progress.
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Please leave your phone number.
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He will call you back when it's convenient.
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Is it convenient to leave your full name?
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Okay, I hope you can come again.
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Thank you, goodbye.
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What did he say?
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He said he wanted to change your program's time.
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I told you that my listeners
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often mention some smart opinions.
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Wanyu, I didn't expect you to be so good for the first time.
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My father's secretary used to do this.
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Not bad, keep working hard.
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Thank you, boss.
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Don't be like this.
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I'm a little bit not used to it.
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But it feels very comfortable.
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Oh, I have put the name and phone number on the table.
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Let him go.
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He said his name is boss.
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This year, someone's surname is Tan.
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Boss.
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Boss.
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I'm sorry.
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Ziqiao, I heard you signed up for the entertainment company.
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You want to come to Waku, too?
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How come?
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It's too late to be happy for you.
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They don't like you.
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I didn't say that.
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You're the one who has seen the world.
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Ziqiao, do your agent know a lot of directors?
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Maybe.
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What?
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You want to change your career to be an actor?
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No, it's like this.
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I have an idea.
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In the shortest time, I can get people to pay attention to my comic.
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I'll ask the director to change my comic into a movie.
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Change?
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Look, "Jia Fei Mo" is a movie that changes from a comic.
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And "The Chosen One" is a movie that transforms...
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Wait.
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But others are all funny and sci-fi movies.
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You drew a different girl's comic.
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So I've already found a good direction.
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Who?
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Wang Jia Wei.
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Wow.
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But your protagonist is a cat.
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I've read a lot of magazines.
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They say that since "The Chosen One"
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he hasn't found a suitable script.
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I believe my love triangle cat will definitely make him shine.
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And then when he creates a chicken, a chicken, and a ten-sided ambush,
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he will jump into the chicken again.
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Wow, it seems that you've done a lot of homework.
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But all of these you said are not made by Wang Jia Wei.
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Really?
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Isn't "The Chosen One" a love story?
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You don't understand movies at first sight.
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"The Chosen One" is a horror movie.
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I got it. I got it.
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How about this? I'll take you to see my agent tomorrow.
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Maybe he'll call you in the middle of a busy day.
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Really?
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That's great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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[The Chosen One]
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Welcome to "Your Moon, My Heart".
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I'm the good man. I'm Zeng Xiao Xian.
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Tonight, Xiao Xian is very happy.
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Because I'm lucky to have a new phone editor.
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When you raise your head,
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you see a beautiful woman working with you.
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You feel so excited.
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Okay, let's get back to the point.
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Next, let's get into today's "Listener's Call".
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You can call us anytime you have any trouble or trouble.
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After a beautiful music,
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we'll get into today's first "Listener's Call".
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Hello, this is "Your Moon, My Heart".
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But I'm not Zeng Xiao Xian.
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I'm his phone editor.
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May I help you?
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I'm sorry, he's on live.
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If you have any questions, I can tell him.
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Yes.
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[Zeng Xiao Xian]
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Wanyu.
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Maybe today's call is very busy.
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Our phone editor is waiting in line.
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Please wait a moment.
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Let's enjoy a song of "The Song of the Cavemen".
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I've already left the contact information.
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He's on live.
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If you have any questions, you can call us later.
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Thank you. Bye.
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What are you doing?
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I'm working.
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Look, I've left all their phone numbers.
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I'm almost too busy.
20:51
Why are these listeners so boring?
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They all said they wanted to see you.
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Because this is the "The Song of the Cavemen" part.
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Don't worry. I've already dealt with all the questions.
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I'll stop all the stupid questions in the world.
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If you don't, you'll be more stupid than Ka Ka.
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Then what should I say tonight?
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Say what you usually say.
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I usually listen to the call and help them deal with the problem.
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Didn't you ask me to delete the questions for you?
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Then you can't delete all the questions.
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What should I do?
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Help me get this one in.
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If I don't speak, I'll be in trouble.
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Which one of them?
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The next one.
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Okay.
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Hello?
21:34
Hello.
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Okay.
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Welcome back.
21:39
Let's listen to the first listener.
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Hello?
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Teacher Zeng?
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That's right. I'm the good man.
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I'm Zeng Xiao Xi.
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I'm in trouble.
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I'm afraid to say it.
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But it's a long story.
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It's okay. I'll keep it to myself.
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I fell in love with my colleague, Ah Zhi.
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But I didn't tell him.
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I told my colleague, Ah Hao.
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He promised not to tell anyone.
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But my colleague, Ah De, told me.
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Ah Hao secretly told another colleague, Ah Lin.
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Ah Lin is Ah Zhi's ex-girlfriend.
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Ah Lan is very close to Ah Lan.
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I'm afraid Ah Lin will tell Ah Lan.
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And Ah Lan will tell Ah Zhi.
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Then I'll be embarrassed.
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Luckily, Ah Lan is in love with Ah De.
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So I asked Ah De to help me solve this problem.
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Ah De told me that Ah Lan had broken up with him.
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He's now on good terms with Ah Lin.
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He asked me to go to Ah Lin.
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But Ah Lin told me that Ah Hao didn't tell him anything.
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Now I'm confused.
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Who should I believe?
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Ah Ou.
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I'm talking about Ah Zhi, not Ah Ou.
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Ah Ou is my colleague.
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Ah Ou is Ah Lin's brother.
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I can't tell him that the person I like is your brother's ex-girlfriend.
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Then the relationship will be more chaotic.
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Who should I tell?
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Ah Lin, Ah Zhi, Ah Lan, Ah De, Ah Hao or Ah Ou?
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I'll choose whoever the rooster calls.
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Ah Ti!
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Ah Ti!
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How do you know that I have a colleague in my company called Ah Ti?
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He and Ah Lin are enemies.
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Maybe it's because he's in love with Ah Lan.
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But Ah Ti and Ah Hao are close.
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So I...
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Come in.
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Sister Shan, I want to introduce a friend to you.
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Really? You want to join the showbiz?
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Hello, I'm Guang Gu.
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Guang Gu is from Japan. Please follow me.
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Japanese.
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You can't get around in your own place, so you come to the showbiz abroad?
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You misunderstood.
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Actually, I'm a cartoonist.
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No wonder you look different from these stupid actors.
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Thank you.
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But I like them with a little warmth and tenderness.
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Sister Shan, you know a lot of directors.
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Can you introduce my friend's comic to them?
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See if there's a chance to change it into a movie.
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Yes, this is my work. Please have a look.
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Ah, is your heroine wearing clothes?
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No.
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That's good.
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My heroine is a cat.
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Oh, a cat.
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Sister Shan, you know a lot of directors.
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You can call them.
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Maybe some director will be interested.
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For example, Wang Jiahui.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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I didn't expect that.
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Wang Jiahui, have you eaten?
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No.
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You can eat more when you're free.
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I have a friend who is a cartoonist.
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Please help me change his comic into a movie.
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Yes, the heroine is a cat.
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You can let Liang Chaowei play it.
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Maybe Oscar will be attracted this time.
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Hmm.
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What did Wang Jiahui say?
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No problem.
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Really?
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Of course not.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Wang Jiahui, I have a friend who is a cartoonist.
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Do you want him?
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I'm warning you.
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I'm not sitting in this high-end office every day
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to solve problems for you.
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Let me tell you what an agent should do.
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First, you have to become famous and make a lot of money for me.
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Then I'll come to shoot your ass.
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Do you hear me?
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Sister Shan, I'm sorry.
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We're leaving.
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Wait.
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I have a job to find you
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who is a cartoonist.
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What job?
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Help me draw.
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It's the one that Jack in Titanic
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drew for Rose.
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Look.
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I've prepared the necklace.
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Help me draw.
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Just think about it.
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I'll think about it when you find a director.
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Okay.
25:28
Wanyun, I have to teach you how to be a phone editor.
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Didn't you say I've done it well?
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That's right.
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You are very talented.
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But there are some places that need improvement.
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Listen. Phone editing is an art.
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You can't answer all the calls.
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You can't not answer all the calls.
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You should ask the people who called later
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what they want to say.
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Then you can answer them after screening and processing.
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How to process?
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First, don't answer those anti-human topics.
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What's anti-human?
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You mean the terrorists?
26:04
You can help them solve emotional problems.
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Just like the one who called last time.
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There are more than ten people who appear.
26:10
And the names are almost the same.
26:11
This is a serious anti-human.
26:13
Only aliens can understand what he said.
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Then there are the bad dramas.
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You need to remember their real names and phone numbers.
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Then they won't be stupid.
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And those people who don't even know what they are talking about.
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What do you mean?
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Those people who called and got emotional.
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You should let them say it first.
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Then help them sort out their thoughts.
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For example, what time is it?
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What are the characters?
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What is the core idea?
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Then you can answer them.
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Otherwise, not only I can't understand.
26:42
I can't understand other listeners either.
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Ah, so there are so many ways to make phone calls.
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Of course.
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I graduated from college and started making phone calls.
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When I first started, my experience was very similar to yours.
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Actually, if I could distinguish which phone calls should be answered and which ones shouldn't be answered,
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why would I still be a radio host?
27:06
Ah, stop it.
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I'm so sad.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Coming.
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Lü Ziqiao.
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Oh, sorry, I was wrong.
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That's right, he lives here. Please come in.
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You are...
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His agent.
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Who are you?
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Lü Ziqiao has a daughter?
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Actually, I'm his roommate.
27:42
I'm glad you called me so young.
27:44
But can Ziqiao call me such a beautiful daughter?
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I'm just kidding.
27:47
Actually, you look like Ziqiao's aunt.
27:51
You definitely didn't understand my humor.
27:53
Lü Ziqiao, your agent is here.
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Sister Shan, why are you here?
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Please sit. Please sit.
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Your place is almost the same as I imagined.
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You have good dancing skills.
28:04
You have to pay attention to your living environment.
28:07
Only in a good environment can you find your artistic system.
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Oh, I forgot.
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You don't have money to buy a villa.
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I will work hard.
28:16
How's the advertisement for the wedding dress?
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I've memorized the lines.
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That's right. Three lines in total.
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And they are all like life and death.
28:23
Look at the new advertisement Sister Shan prepared for you.
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Really?
28:27
"Leg hair is like a hair-cutting machine."
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But I don't have much leg hair.
28:31
So I want you to have a thick leg hair.
28:35
You are lucky.
28:37
You have so many advertisements.
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In the next three months, I will book you
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a pair of shoes, a pair of men's socks, and a pair of sunglasses.
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Why are they all half-dressed?
28:46
Don't be afraid.
28:47
You have to start with the money.
28:49
You don't understand the operating rules of an agent.
28:52
You signed for me.
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I will sign the contract for you.
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I will raise 50% of the contract.
28:59
Then tell me how much is 50% of zero?
29:04
Do you remember the second, fourth, and third?
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You idiots, I will kill you.
29:08
I tell you, if you make a mess,
29:11
I will sell you to the Philippines.
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I will treat you seriously.
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That's more like it.
29:17
After you buy three ads,
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I can send you to the crew.
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Oh, right.
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This is the deposit for the advertisement.
29:25
Wow.
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It's so beautiful.
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It's so shiny.
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I've never seen you before.
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Sister Shan, look at me.
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I don't have much hair on my legs.
29:37
You look pretty.
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You look so good.
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I will introduce you a professional fashion agency.
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Many Korean stars work there.
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Jin Xishan, He Lixiu, and Chetai Men.
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They are all there.
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You can pay 50% of my name.
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I will come to you when I'm done.
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Really? Thank you.
29:56
You're welcome.
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I opened this fashion agency.
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I haven't lost my hand in dealing with this kind of girl.
30:05
Sister Shan, you've worked so hard.
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If you need anything in the future, just call me.
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You don't have to run away for me.
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Of course not.
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I'm here to find that little painter.
30:18
Little painter.
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Guan Gu.
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What's wrong with you?
30:25
He's talking to her.
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Did he ask you to draw him?
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No. I just drew him out of memory.
30:31
Little painter.
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The woman you drew me last time was so pretty.
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I have a sister who wants you to draw her.
30:40
Can you do that?
30:42
I like to tease him.
30:48
Pay the rent.
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Yu Fei, I'm here to ask you to show some mercy.
30:57
I finally got an advertisement.
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Don't mess with me, okay?
31:01
Pay the rent last month.
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I'll talk to you.
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Deal.
31:05
Is this Sister Shan?
31:06
Ziqiao often mentions you.
31:08
Who is she?
31:09
Your mother or your stepmother?
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You have a good figure.
31:14
But your style betrays your real age.
31:18
I'm her friend.
31:22
Ziqiao has worked hard.
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To shoot this advertisement,
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his girlfriend recites lines for him every day.
31:27
I even heard it next door.
31:29
Wait.
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What did you say?
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I said don't talk nonsense.
31:35
What did I say?
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Yes. What did she say?
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Your girlfriend.
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You have a girlfriend.
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Why didn't you say it earlier?
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Sister Shan, don't go.
31:46
Have you seen the contract?
31:48
Our company's artists can't date casually.
31:51
You have a girlfriend now.
31:52
How can you coax her?
31:54
How can I arrange the gossip?
31:55
How can you hear the report without the gossip?
31:57
You can't coax her without the report.
31:59
Sister Shan, I can be a power-play.
32:02
I forgot.
32:04
I have another suggestion.
32:05
Why don't you be a pineapple-play?
32:07
It's better to be a banana-play.
32:08
Do you want to try?
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Sister Shan.
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She left.
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Little Huajiao.
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Think about what I said just now.
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Don't hide. I saw you.
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Everyone,
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we are at the "Light of the Moon"
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audience meeting room.
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After a beautiful music,
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we will enter the first audience meeting room.
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Wan Yi, are you ready?
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Are you sure you have been through it?
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Okay, come in.
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Hello, audience.
32:55
Can you hear me?
32:57
Why did you suddenly become a man?
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What's your problem?
33:02
Problem?
33:04
My girlfriend texted me.
33:06
She said she wanted to break up with me.
33:08
Break up with her by texting?
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It's nothing.
33:12
After I received the text
33:13
she asked me to break up with,
33:15
I didn't feel sad.
33:17
She said she was sorry and made a mistake.
33:23
It seems that your girlfriend
33:24
has someone else.
33:25
I suggest you
33:25
to break up with her.
33:28
What are you talking about?
33:29
Who has a girlfriend like you?
33:31
That lady just now
33:32
didn't say that.
33:34
She said it might be a prank.
33:36
Let me confirm first before making a decision.
33:38
Five minutes ago, I received a text
33:39
that my classmate
33:40
was joking with my girlfriend's phone.
33:43
Fortunately, your lady reminded me.
33:44
Otherwise, I really can't think of anything.
33:46
Then why did you
33:48
ask for help?
33:49
I didn't say I had a problem.
33:50
I just called to thank her.
33:52
Why did you suddenly become a man?
33:54
Who are you?
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Sorry.
33:57
I'll help you to transfer the audience.
33:59
Sorry.
34:00
The audience was really interesting.
34:05
From this, we can see
34:07
that we shouldn't be too reckless.
34:08
We should ask everything clearly before doing it.
34:11
Let's listen to the story of the next audience.
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Hello, this audience.
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I'm the host, Zeng Xiaoxian.
34:19
Can you hear me?
34:20
I can hear you.
34:26
This audience, please speak faster.
34:29
I want to do that too.
34:32
But when I heard a strange voice,
34:33
I was nervous.
34:38
Do you have any questions to ask?
34:40
I was talking to the receptionist
34:43
and she was pretty good.
34:46
I wasn't nervous at all.
34:48
Now I'm nervous again.
34:52
Can you help me
34:54
take her back?
34:59
Okay.
35:04
Zhu Di, where are you?
35:07
If you don't come back,
35:09
I'll be fired.
35:21
How's your work, Man Yu?
35:23
Very good. I'm very happy.
35:25
Ask your father
35:25
if he wants to buy the radio station.
35:27
I'd rather do the standard.
35:30
Isn't this Sister Shan?
35:32
Why are you here?
35:33
I'm here to find Guanggu.
35:35
She went to the hospital.
35:36
Her needle is also getting worse.
35:38
Please give these to her.
35:40
It's a souvenir. She saw it.
35:42
Sister Shan, why are you here?
35:44
Sit down.
35:46
I heard there's a new
35:49
water tap here.
35:50
You want to try it with me?
35:51
Me.
35:54
Sister Shan, please sit down.
35:57
You don't have to please me, kid.
35:59
Your good days are over.
36:01
I've already told the lawyer
36:02
to cancel your contract.
36:03
No, Sister Shan. Listen to me.
36:04
What do you want to say?
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I don't care if you're a donkey,
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a fool or a fool.
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There are only two types of people in my eyes.
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One is good at coaxing,
36:13
and the other is never good at coaxing.
36:15
Which group are you in?
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I...
36:18
You're not in that group
36:19
because you've never been in my eyes.
36:22
I know.
36:23
Of course you know.
36:25
Because of the water tap ad,
36:26
I've arranged it for Mu Cun to get rid of the disaster.
36:28
Sister Shan, let's discuss this.
36:30
Actually, I've thought about it.
36:31
My girlfriend is...
36:32
Stop talking.
36:33
I can give you more time to think about it.
36:36
Is it enough for a lifetime?
36:39
Go and get the official.
36:40
Silly fish, you're more promising than the monster.
36:44
What are you doing?
36:50
Stop it.
36:51
It's not a paper roll.
36:52
If you keep talking, it'll break.
36:53
Stop talking nonsense. It won't break.
36:55
If there's anything wrong today,
36:56
my future will be like a paper roll.
36:58
It'll be broken.
36:59
Remember, do as planned.
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Wait.
37:02
You can't go back on your promise.
37:03
Two years.
37:04
Two years' rent.
37:05
Three years.
37:06
One day is not enough.
37:07
Three years is too much.
37:09
I'll tell him that I'm pregnant.
37:12
You...
37:13
Two and a half years.
37:15
You're still a twin.
37:16
Two years and eight months.
37:18
I'm a twin. I'm growing fast.
37:19
Three years is enough.
37:20
You're so good at talking nonsense.
37:21
I learned it from you.
37:22
Remember,
37:23
we're doing our job.
37:25
Should we warm up first?
37:27
Isn't it too sudden?
37:29
Warm up?
37:30
Didn't you see that others are leaving?
37:31
You're still warming up after leaving this door.
37:33
Remember, I told you.
37:34
We're professional actors.
37:36
We don't rehearse when we eat together.
37:38
We're live-streaming every day.
37:39
Stop.
37:50
It's over.
37:51
I heard that there's a new red phone here.
37:57
Do you have anything to try with me?
38:00
I'm not going.
38:01
None of you are allowed to leave.
38:03
I want you to hear this nonsense
38:04
and tell me the truth.
38:06
Damn.
38:07
It's already started.
38:09
This is too much of a straight-forward topic.
38:10
Look at your face.
38:12
I have no signal on my phone when I'm with you.
38:14
I can't even see the sun when I walk on the horse.
38:16
Have you lost your mind?
38:19
You're a dinosaur who leaves me three times a day.
38:21
I'll spray you with water every night.
38:23
Do you know what I hate?
38:24
You don't shower after you get on the horse.
38:26
You didn't shower just now.
38:27
It's disgusting when I look at you.
38:29
Isn't there a men's and women's bathroom in the coffee shop?
38:33
How can there be a man who is as shameless as you?
38:36
I got a bunch of blood and sweat.
38:37
I'm going to hit you.
38:39
Can you stop being so reckless?
38:42
I'm being reckless.
38:43
You did well just now.
38:45
I'm not big enough.
38:48
I can still make a difference when I cry.
38:50
You're not even good at acting.
38:52
You're still lacking in some killing spirit.
38:53
Don't you dare cry.
38:56
Yu Ziqiang.
38:59
You're the most trash, the worst,
39:01
and the most shameless man I've ever seen.
39:02
When I see you,
39:03
my family's genes will definitely be distorted.
39:05
And I'll become more and more rotten.
39:06
Chen Meijia.
39:08
You're the most flat-chested woman I've ever seen in the world.
39:11
I finally understand why my mom wants me to study hard.
39:13
I'm afraid that I'll meet someone like you.
39:14
Your mom's wish has been fulfilled.
39:16
Your mom's wish has been fulfilled?
39:20
Who are you scolding?
39:21
I'm really going to hit you.
39:22
Are you crazy?
39:24
Why are they fighting?
39:25
Where are they fighting?
39:27
I don't know either.
39:28
I said, these two are rich.
39:31
Let's see what professional taste is.
39:32
Wrong, three, fight.
39:35
Yu Ziqiang.
39:38
I was the one who raised you when you were poor.
39:41
Why didn't you say I was poor when you were poor?
39:43
You're ungrateful.
39:45
I'm ungrateful?
39:46
At least let the past go.
39:48
What are you doing?
39:49
It's none of your business. I'm not happy.
39:51
It's almost done.
39:52
As long as you let me get rid of you, it's okay.
39:54
Why?
39:55
You've already gotten rid of me once.
39:58
You still want to get rid of me again?
40:00
Let me tell you.
40:01
I've been with you for a long time.
40:03
You're good at bullying people.
40:05
Listen to me.
40:06
I, Chen Meijia, will break up with you.
40:08
Then break up.
40:09
Let me tell you, Chen Meijia.
40:11
You're just two kilometers away from me.
40:12
I'll go back to Yisi Island.
40:13
Even if I'm a hooligan,
40:14
I'll tell you.
40:15
I dumped you.
40:17
I'll kill you with my own hands.
40:19
I dumped you.
40:21
I dumped you.
40:22
I dumped you.
40:23
Yu Ziqiang, you can't do this.
40:28
You two, go play.
40:29
I'll tell you how to play.
40:30
They're really together.
40:32
The moon in the Western Liang,
40:33
the despair in the North Bay,
40:35
even the pearls are not so real.
40:37
What are you looking at?
40:39
Let's go.
40:40
I've never seen a relationship break up.
40:42
They broke up.
40:45
They broke up.
40:46
They broke up.
40:50
Guanyin, Guanyin, you're here.
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The doctor helped me to cut the knife.
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Did you see Meijia and Ziqiao?
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No.
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I haven't seen them for days.
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They're a good couple.
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Where are you going, Guanyin?
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Teacher Zeng, I don't want to lie to you.
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Actually, I'm going to
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attend the activities of the pickles club.
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Pickles club?
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Isn't that my fan club?
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Why don't I know about my fan club?
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They didn't let me tell you.
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Teacher Zeng, please forgive me.
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Pickles fan club
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is going to be Yu Wan fan club.
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Li Wanyu, you're fired.
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Sister, look at this news.
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Hong Tongtong's acting company
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has not been sealed
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according to the state's
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regulations to handle business procedures.
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All acting and economic behaviors
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of the company's manager, Flash Man,
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are considered invalid.
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Do you have a photo?
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The relevant departments
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haven't found the photo of Flash Man yet.
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I told you, it must be a fake company.
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By the way, Guanyin,
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I almost forgot
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that I gave you this
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when I was with Sister Flash.
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What? This?
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Don't show me this.
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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My eyes!
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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I'll go to the toilet.
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♪ I want to be with you ♪